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We'll Never Fuck T-Shirt

One our most popular songs is also a seasonally appropriate t-shirt. Let the whole world know it is never going to happen. With this foxy racerback t-shirt.
Or get the unisex verson to cover up those saucey shoulders of yours. Order Now.

Marvin The Robot / Mors Ontologica 7" Split

The first 7" from Marvin The Robot, The final one from Mors Ontologica.
Only 50 left!!
Comes with a comicbook starring Claire Danes and Dave Chapelle. Order Now.


Name your own price for the digital download. Or get the physical CD for $5 plus shipping!
The first really collaberative album, recorded all over the place. First at BLD in Columbus, Ohio, with sessions done place to place all over Columbus, OH and Los Angeles, CA. Produced by Stark Folk's Ryan Shaffer. Order Now.

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NPR Spotlight – National Public Radio

Marvin The Robot is the pseudonym for Miles Curtiss, a Columbus, Ohio-based musician in search of "obscurity and poverty." In this quest, Curtiss has met up with several musical collaborators to create quirky, eclectic pop songs. Read more

Made From Scratch – Columbus Alive, Inc.
by Kevin Elliott

If anyone from the new generation of Columbus singer/songwriters deserves a lifetime achievement award, it’s Miles Curtiss, known in various forms and line-ups as Marvin the Robot. Of course quantity does not beat quality, but his discography is neverending; piles of handmade tapes and discs must be clogging his closet. Recently he’s even resorted to auctioning personalized songs on eBay, he’s got so many swimming around in his head. That’s his niche, though. Each release sounds like he’s been writing your diary for you, including all the embarrassing bar-hopping, drug-experimenting and failed attempts at love you don’t want to remember.